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in Themen von A-B-C 01.12.2018 03:26
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Texans WR DeAndre Hopkins: ‘This is one of the most explosive offenses’ (Houston Chronicle)Texans backup QB Brandon Weeden on Deshaun Watson: ‘Hopefully http://www.thetexansfootballauthentic.com/zach-cunningham-jersey-authentic , he’ll be ready to rock and roll’ (Houston Chronicle)Stephanie Stradley’s Texans-Bills Q&A with Tim Graham (Houston Chronicle)Texans bracing for LeSean McCoy and run-first Bills (Houston Chronicle)NFL NewsBroncos CEO on Joseph: ‘We are all pulling for him’ (NFL.com)Aaron Rodgers dealing with a knee rehab ‘setback’ (NFL.com)Jay Ajayi had insurance policy to shield from injury (NFL.com)Which last-place teams have best shot at playoffs? (NFL.com)Top 10 trade candidates: McCoy, Ray on the move? (NFL.com)Bucs return to using Winston in promo campaigns (NFL.com)Rosenthal: Four juicy QB takes that I’m right about (NFL.com)Watt brothers in fierce competition for sacks lead (NFL.com)Houston & Collegiate SportsPosnanski: Are the 2018 Red Sox and Astros two of the best baseball teams of all time? (The Athletic)Gambling man: How James Ennis is trying to mold his game to roll with the Rockets (The Athletic)The roster decisions the Astros face ahead of their ALCS matchup against the Red Sox (The Athletic) They say that a picture is worth 10,000 words (I don’t care that it’s usually 1,000; the original Confucian proverb says 10,000, so we’re going with that).So I won’t bore you with my thoughts on Sunday’s game, especially since pretty much everything I laid out can be found in Matt Weston’s excellent forthcoming Incompletions post.Instead, I will just post a picture of our great brain genius, the offensive innovator we were promised http://www.thetexansfootballauthentic.com/j.j.-watt-jersey-authentic , photoshopped as Brain from the cartoon series “Pinky and the Brain,” because that’s just how much of a brain genius our big, moist-headed coach is.Besides, this week’s HotD is thin on submissions, so I don’t want to bog it down with excessive preaching about the failures of this team.Hey Brain, what do you want to do this week?Brain O’Brien:The same thing we do every week, Pinky...TRY AND WIN A FOOTBALL GAME!As always, in finest Hair of the Dog tradition, all swear words have been replaced with the word [kitten] to make this safe for work.The game itself http://www.thetexansfootballauthentic.com/johnathan-joseph-jersey-authentic , however, is still not safe for viewing.Ever.Pre-Game Comments:Capt RonWestonDiehard ChrisFirst Quarter:Kenneth L.
Texans kick a field goal despite getting into red zone (part of a theme).Texans lead 3-0UTWestonKenneth L.MDC (like seeing a unicorn)UT (to MDC)MDCSaquan Barkley scores a touchdown, easily, Giants lead 7-3.UTWestonSecond Quarter:WestonUT (to Weston)Weston (to UT)Giants kick a field goal, lead 10-3.UTWestonO’Brien challenges an eight-yard completion that should’ve been overturned probably but wasn’t.UTWestonGiants kick a field goal, lead 13-3.Texans go three and out, Giants score touchdown on next possession, lead 20-3.WestonUTTexans kick a sad field goal.Giants lead 20-6.Halftime Thoughts:UTWestonTimCapt RonMDCThird Quarter:UTWestonLukeMDC (to Weston)UTLukeUTFairbairn kicks a 54-yard field goal.Giants lead 20-9, but really http://www.thetexansfootballauthentic.com/jadeveon-clowney-jersey-authentic , it’s the friends you make along the way that matters most.MDCLamar Miller fumbles the ball.UTMDCVegaMDCUT (to MDC)Fourth Quarter:Deshaun Watson throws a bad interception in the end zone.UTWestonVegaWestonUTTexans score a touchdown, only to have it taken off the board by a Julien Davenport penalty.Texans get a touchdown again.Giants lead 20-15.Texans attempt a terrible two point conversion that fails.VegaUTMDC (to Vega)WestonUTVegaLuke (to Weston)MDCWestonGiants score a touchdown almost effortlessly.Lead 27-15.UTKenneth L.MDC (to Kenneth)UTBFDLukeBFDMDCVegaPost-Game Reactions:LukeWestonMDCVegaBFDHey!Let’s give out some game balls!Offense:(derisive laughter). But I guess if we’re going to give one to someone on offense, I’ll go with Will Fuller who had a damn good game all things considered.Defense:J.J. Watt got his first sacks since last year, three of them.So we’ll give him the ball this week.Special Teams:Ka’imi Fairbairn with the bulk of the Texans’ scoring has to get it for special teams this week.Over to you, Texans fans.Who gets the game ball from you?Does anyone?Who is the Pinky to Bill O’Brien’s Brain?Let us know in the comments below!


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